battle wank


when a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to m-st-rb-t- and finds that his p-n-s is flaccid. he then “battles” his d-ck until it gets just hard enough to come.
pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle w-nk.

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