battledork
a dork that pretends they’re very good at playing battledore.
or
somebody that says “battledore” instead of “badminton”, like a normal person.
johnny flyn: hey! wanna play some battledore?
jessica: you’re such a battledork. you’re worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it’s called “badminton”, you f-cking idiot.
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