Battleskunk
a very hairy and smelly v-g-n- common in older women and the french. a man may conquer the battleskunk by taking a pair of trimmers to bed with the woman, shaving the m-ff, retaining it in the bag and later burning it in a church or other holy ground.
dude, christine is so hot and i almost f-cked her, but when i pulled off her pants her battleskunk drove me out the door
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