battlestar galactica

the best sci-fi show you could ask for. probably the best show on tv.
hey man can i borrow your battlestar galactica dvds?
remarkable drama/sci-fi tv series that virtually renders any other form of tv entertainment completely obsolete.
“i’ve heard ‘television’ is going to be renamed to ‘battlestar galactica’, since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. as of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on battlestar galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-sh-t man.”
the t-tle of a show that was produced in 1978, and again in 2004 as a remake of the original series. the plot follows the crew of the battlestar galactica and a fleet of ships as they search for earth, while all the while being chased by the cylons, a group of sentient robots that want to destroy humanity.
(from the 2004 battlestar galactica series)
number six (cylon model): g-d has a plan. he has a plan for everything, and everyone.
the best fraking show ever! about a group of humans who have fled their home worlds due to destruction from group of sentient robots( aka cylons) they then engage in a search for a new plant (earth) then, temporarily forget about the planet due to the discovery of cylons living within the fleet, and eventually end the story by finding out interesting things about some main character’s species. throughout the co-rs- of the show there is a lot of chaos, killing off main characters, s-x, running out of supplies and bob dylan songs. much better than it sounds…. however, the ending is highly disappointing, so after season 2.5, just stop watching and make up your own ending. the show has a prestory that is now airing on syfy called caprica.
sara: hey, did you watch bsg like i told you to?
jess: yeah…
sara:didn’t you frakn’ love it?
jess: um…
sara: oh… next time watch the 2003 remake.
the original battlestar galactica is not what i’m talking about, people!
geek p-rn. science fiction drama which has seen unprecedented mainstream appeal, featuring the acting of mary mcdonnell, edward james olmos, jamie bamber, tricia helfer, and other surprisingly solid but unheard of actors. referred to as “bsg.”
day after new episode of battlestar galactica airs:
friend 1:”hey man, did you catch the new episode of bsg last night?”
friend 2:”no, i was having s-x with my girlfriend. sorry!”
friend 1:”jesus man, you fail at life.”
a t-rd that is so long it either can’t fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.
dang! that deuce is long enough to be a battlestar galactica.
another name for girls gone wild videos.
band kid : “yo i just downloaded some battlestar galactica last night.”