Battling the brown juggernaut
to defecate. usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest st-rdy structure).
also: battle the brown juggernaut, doing battle with the brown juggernaut
person in stall 1: “excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there… do you need medical attention?”
person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) “grr… no…i’m just battling the brown juggernaut…uggghh… i might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes…”
to defecate. usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest st-rdy structure).
also: battle the brown juggernaut, doing battle with the brown juggernaut
person in stall 1: “excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there… do you need medical attention?”
person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) “grr… no…i’m just battling the brown juggernaut…uggghh… i might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes…”
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