battri
(verb) – the act of forcefully inserting 2 batteries into the males r-ct-m and then proceeding to connect electrodes to a vibrator in the females v-g-n- and/or -n-s.
male 1: brodi, guess what i did last night?
male 2: what???
male 1: i totally battri’d a girl last night. she -rg-smed so hard the batteries got lodged in my lungs!
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