baudains scale
the baudains scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.
as opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the baudains scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. this score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. on the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
man 1 – “her at the bar baudains scale, go!”
man 2 – “a good 11pm”
man 1 – “not a chance, that’s a strong 1am”
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