Bauserman
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a s-xual act, after pulling out of your s-x partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head
i gave my girlfriend the bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.
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to be physically terrible at anything you try. to be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. the act of being the worst possible person you can be.
phill: wow you suck at football you couldn’t be more of a bauserman if you tried.
terry: did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
chris: i know he has no swag typical bauserman move.
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