Bavarian Fly Swatter

after a night out you return home with your significant other. upon arrival you begin making s-xual advances towards your partner. all said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. to perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. when you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. when the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of bavarian cream to the face.
chris and his woman are not getting along today. when they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a bavarian fly swatter.

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