Baxtered


a state of extreme drunken hilarity. can be rated on levels 1 through 20.
“i’m so baxtered right now”, “you’re so baxtered”, “i’m getting baxtered tonight!”, “im like 20 baxters right now”
to get caught masturbating in school; specifically in a recording room or bathroom.
aaron: did you hear about brandon?
matt: yea, i heard he got baxtered in the bathroom by his music teacher
aaron: haha yea, smh….

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