Bayformers


michael bay’s new movie, transformers, is often called “bayformers”. this is because his movies suck so bad, and people coined the phrase to make fun of bay’s upcoming cr-p-ola fest.
“this film has a lot more going for it so far than the upcoming bayformers.”

“bayformers is michael bay’s new cgi and live action film”
name commonly used to refer to michael bay’s transformers, to denote the fact that michael bay’s transformers and real transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are two separate and distinct properties. for example, the original transformers were a fun and entertaining series of tv shows, comic books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. bayformers, on the other hand, is a m-ssive pile of overproduced steaming sh-t full of poorly designed “characters” that are either indistinguishable cgi cl-sterf-cks or underwritten human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a cr-p about.
“do you like the transformers movie?”
“yes. unless of course you mean bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. but the real transformers film made in ’86 was good.”

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