bayplosion


any on-screen explosion caused by director michael bay.
watch any michael bay movie, they’re filled with bayplosions!
a m-ssive explosion found within any michael bay movie. they are usually unnecessarily large and pointless.

michael bay uses bayplosions to distract the audience from the fact that his movies suck.
a man throwing a regular everyday grenade causes a bayplosion that last five minutes and levels all of new york city and new jersey…but no one really cares about new jersey.

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