Cum Jockey


after a very tall man has s-x with a male or female horse (the man taking part in the role of the “giver”), he takes his d-ck out of the horse’s -sshole/v-g-n- and sprays his c-m on top of the horse’s back. before a horse race will begin, the lucky horse jockeys will notice said stain, and hence refer to the stain as a “c-m jockey”. the unlucky ones will place their saddle on top of the c-m jockey, thereby causing the jockey to slide around and be imbalanced during the horse race due to the lubrication effect of the sperm.
jockey 1: hey fred, don’t sit on seabiscuit just yet! it may have a c-m jockey on it.

jockey 2: this must be the work of… tall people! >:o
a top who prefers to -j-c-l-t- inside his partner.
that c-m jockey pumps away until every last drop is gone.
a man who receives -n-l s-x and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his -n-s. he then goes home to his lover and f-cks him in the -ss with the other guys c-m still in his -ss. the c-m jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. he, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of j-zz. this must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
john is a total c-m jockey! bill filled his hole twice before he went home to steven. what a weird way to have a 3-way!
one who enjoys garggling s-m-n. most likely swallows as well.
my english professor is a c-m jockey.

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