bazerker


a very long black hair that grows out of a womans face, mainly her chin but can be found protruding out of moles and other spots as well. occasionally they can be curly, which is somewhat misleading, because as you straighten it, its usually two or three times longer then you thought.
g-d dammit, i had a date last night and he asked me if he could floss his teeth with my bazerker. i’m gonna have to install some flourescent lights in my bathroom so i can see this kinda detail before a hot date!

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