BBMOAT
biggest b-tch move of all time
chris: hey, i was trying to think of a name for that large trench i dug around my home and then filled with little metal spherical pellets…
peter: bbmoat!
chris: thanks, that’s a great suggestion!…oh, i was also trying to remember the name of that new jazz/blues guitarist who had named himself after that old guitarist who had a similar style…
peter: bbmoat!
chris: thanks man! that’s right! oh, do you remember what my stuttering, ebonics-speaking neighbor said to me last year when he suggested that i be a ditch for halloween?
peter: bbmoat!
chris: oh yeah! thanks a lot. oh, i wanted to apologize for last week when i visited the city that you live in, was there for a week, neglected to call you when i got there even though i had previously said i would, and then when you finally got in touch with me, refused to come hang with me because it was ‘too far’.
peter: oh yeah…that was a pretty b-tch move.
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