bdiu


biggest douche in the universe – bdiu – an intergalatic comittie that elects the inc-mbent nominie for the “biggest douche in the universe” award.
from a southpark show spoofing john edwards, the bdiu nomminates john edwards, cold reading pshycic, as the official winner of the “biggest douche in the universe” award.
b-tt dialling iphone user

an iphone user who accidentally calls people, usually when the phone is in their pocket.
“g-d she is such a bdiu, she need to figure out how to lock her keypad.”

“i had to turn off the voice dialing feature because i was becoming a bdiu.”

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