Beach Ape


old man at the beach that is so hairy, you can barely see his skin
i found myself at the beach here in florida and seen a group of people running for their lives or so it seemed. some were even scream crying (you know the kind of cry a grown man does in the movies when his best friend gets blown up or something). i look down the beach and heres a beach ape collecting sh-lls in a thong and has a highly striking resemblence to a sasquash/yeti/big foot.

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