beach balls

a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his t-st-cl-s, very uncomfortable
god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a m-ssive case of beach b-lls
1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) someone who is as wide as they are tall. simple -n-logous derivation from common use of word.
1. get the beachball, yo, it’s time to hit the coast! wooooo!

2. did you see how much weight she gained? she’s a d-mn beachball.
other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. it is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.
teddy: “so you coming to the party tonight?”
mike: “no, sorry, i’m playin’ some beachball at 3 o’clock.”
teddy: “oh, really.”
teddy glances to the side.
teddy: “hm, maybe i’ll join you.”
v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the “beach ball” icon displayed when microsoft windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
girl: “have you ordered yet?”
boy: “no, we’re still beachballing ’til the waiter gets here.”

thing one: did you get my text?
thing two: no, my phone’s still beachballing.
a nicer word for a hypodermic needle left at the beach. coined by reno 911!.
last time we went to the beach, travis stepped on a beach ball, and we thought he contracted aids.
a condition that causes shrinkage of a man’s t-st-cl-s when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool b-lls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach b-lls. she just couldn’t stop laughing long enough to be serious.
sandy b-lls from a day at the beach
my friend was at the beach all day and had sand in his pants. he had beach b-lls.