Beach Bear


a subspecies of bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.
“dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look,” said john as he sat behind the wheel of his ‘topless’ jeep.
“you just spotted the common beach bear. i’d suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your jeep if you dont want to look like a f-ggot, you f-ggot.” john’s friend replied.

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