beach fuzz


peach fuzz on the gooche
jerry-“dude i got some seriose beach fuzz”

tom-“i hate that”
meaning 1: a common std derived from crabs, originating from the loch ness monster. symptoms include but are not limited to, burning sensation in the crotchial region, a slight attraction to the same s-x, and l-st for those of argentinan descent. barrels of beachfuzz can be purched for the price of three fiddy.

meaning 2: electric discharge of the genetalia

see also – hyptominosis
man you gotta nasty case of beachfuzz : i cant believe this girl gave me beachfuzz : i was at the park yest-rday and contracted some beachfuzz

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