Beach Log
the act of sh-tting in a cat’s litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.
jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat’s litter box.
or
adam thought lisa was a stuck up b-tch so while at her party he left her a beach log.
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