beached whale syndrome
when someone particularly lazy and/or fat is -ssigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. they solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. or when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
example 1: the freshman p.e. cl-ss got the beached whale syndrome when they were told to run the mile.
example 2: i couldn’t answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
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