Beached White Male


due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally “safe” demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-cl-ss. once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a “beached whale’s” survivability.

bmw, for short, it’s an ironic turn of phrase. also known as “dead suit walking”.
look at that beached white male over there. he went from driving a bmw to being one!

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