Beachline Expressway
a straightaway in florida (also known as route 528; formerly known as bee line expressway) between orlando and cocoa beach. speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.
-cop 1: we seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30mph over the limit on beachline expressway. all i did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and i am not even getting sleep! plus, i didn’t get to spend time with my mom on mother’s day.
-cop 2: yeah we should discuss this meeting. let’s see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.
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