Beacon Falls, Ct
a very tiny little town. there is a mixture of truck driving f-ckboys and good people. there is at least 400 volunteer fireman. with only 1 gas station in town they mark up everything 73%.
most bros here are fake urban cowboys who have never even f-cked their cousin let alone road a horse.
all in all being that it’s such a small town you know that inbreeding is almost impossible to avoid. give it 100 years or so and this entire town will become filled with melon heads.
f-ck no im not getting gas here it’s beacon falls, ct prices.
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