bead rattler


iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.
look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!

priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!

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