beafsteak


(n.) a type of fart whose name is derived from its olfactory resemblance to thousand-year-old meat
carmichael: jesus. what happened in here??
verabund: you know. milner laid another one of his beafsteaks. they’ll be fumigating this barn till next easter, at best.

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