beagle

a miniature foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

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a talisman of british ineptness at sp-ce exploration… currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of mars.
“look at that valiant beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds”

“we are currently unable to contact the beagle 2 probe, but this does not, i repeat not mean we have failed”
a h-m-sapien of the female variety, native particularly to sydney, australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of cocaine. never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. often found congregating with other beagles.
dude, you’re not going to belive it but the beagle is here, i just burnt half a f-cking bag in one trip to the disabled sh-tter.
a true hustler. he hunts fish down and retrieves them cuz thats where the food is at.
yo what up beagle, what the bank statements today?
a boorish philadelphia eagle fan (which is 99.9% of them).
as the eagles lost to the cowboys, thousands of b-eagles left the bars to head home to their trailer park.
to disagree with someone while actually agreeing with them.

beagle (to), beagling
“i spent the entire meeting beagling him and he got so angry i thought he was going to have a seizure.”

“i told him what i thought we could do next year and he said “no, no, no, no” and then spent 10 minutes repeating exactly what i just said. the f-cker flat-out beagled me.”
when your voice suddenly goes high pitched unintentionally, often during p-b-rty.
that was an embarr-ssing beagle you just did there!
noun \’bee-gullz\: a. the howling sound one’s gut makes after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food. usually occurs at the most inopportune moments (in business meetings, during pillow talk, in church or temple … etc) named for the similarity to the sound that a pack of overly excited hunting beagles make.

the term is derived from 30 rock season 4 episode 3 when liz and jack are trying to check into a georgia hotel after eating a burrito, and the clerk questions whether they are trying to smuggle beagles into the room.
q: dude what the heck was that sound in the weekly sales meeting?

a: i would recommend you stay far away from the first floor men’s room, i have the worst case of rampaging beagles.