Beaker


robert sykes, in reference to the chinless muppet known as beaker.
hey beaker, wheres your chin?!”
a derogatory name for a ku fan.
ku fan: “rock chalk jayhawk”

mu fan: what a gay f-in beaker
someone who never stops talking about themselves. like beaker from the muppets- “me me me me me me”
“did you hear john moaning about how ordinary his life is again today?”

“again? that guy is such a beaker.
highly processed food, ie junk food, with a lot of artificial color and flavor. beaker referring to the container in which the flavors and colors were created.
i’ve got the munchies, let’s go get some beaker.
the act of licking 2 sets of testies from different ethnicities within one night. the culprit could be male or female.
dude, (s)he just beakered the sh-t outta them!
the s-x move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man -j-c-l-t-ng into a woman’s nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. burning, runny nose may be an effect. reduces rate of pregnancy, but not std. not to be confused with the more typical “facial”.
“i wasn’t really into that cholo, so i just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him”

“i was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this b-tch in the back of a lowrider.”
gay bald guy, as in right said fred.
common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.
oh it’s beaker.

he’s beaker.

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