Bean complex
a bean complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly s-xual event involving a specific person. he then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
james: dude, jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with alice last night.
jack: hey guys! remember that time with alice when we “high-fived” all night? good times.
john: -sarcastically- yeah, really cool.
Read Also:
- Bernie Mac
noun 1. the person bernie mac 2. a specific type of open-handed face slap, starting with a slow short backswing, followed by a full-force forward swing, with completion of the arc even after the hand makes contact with the receiving face; less commonly, may also refer to its backhanded variant. verb 1. the act of […]
- Blaining It
totally f-cking something up ryan: f-ck my mouth!!! geoff: your totally blaining it dude when you totally f-ck something up really badly. “man i totally blained it with that date with sarah” “i’m gonna blain this presentation today” “i am blaining it right now, talking to you” totally f-cking something up ryan: f-ck my mouth!!! […]
- blaine
(v) to completely fail at something. (n) to be a complete failure. origin: from rooster teeth’s blaine gibson, who, while not particularly a failure in his own right, is constantly mocked as one by his co-workers. person 1: did you get a load of bob trying to do a 360 no-scope and somehow ending up […]
- blap
the sound of your speakers when you are slappin b-ss. turn up the b-ss till you hear the speakers blap. the act of slapping someone across the face with your p-n-s. they then become your property drive by blapping. too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. it is extremely embarssing […]
- Bohankas
your b-tt. your hiney. your rear end. your -ss. your backside. get your lazy bohankas up off that couch and do the dishes!