bean crusher


an individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of c-nn-l-ng-s. every woman wants one of these!

the word ‘crush’ can be used in conjunction with ‘bean’ as an action verb as well.
prince charming is a bean crusher.

even -ssholes get second dates if they’re bean crushers.

he crushed my bean all night long.

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