Bean Dick


phrase referring to the size of a p-n-s during/after a esctasy trip. the p-n-s is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.
i can’t fool around with her, i have bean d-ck.
a minuscule, pre-p-b-sant p-n-s usually on a full grown man/ a p-n-s the size of a small bean
jill: i really like jon farris he is so hot!!!
megan: oh..really…i heard he has a beand-ck….
jill: oh no a beand-ck could never fill my gaping vag-sshole!
one who performs a beandip and decides to cross the line and follow through to the chin/face area
ted (beandips steve)
steve: aw ted you d-ck you hit me in the chin! that crosses the f-ckin line man
ted: sorry dude
steve: aw youre such a beand-ck

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