bean machine
see rice rocket – but with a hispanic influence and/or driver. found all over america, but more common in texas and california, honda civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more mexicans and hispanics every day.
cars are easily identified by hanging mexican, puerto rican, dominican, guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.
guy 1) man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
guy 2) no bro – there was the red, white and green hangin – that was a bean machine.
a mobile burrito stand
everyday at the construction site, mexicans get lunch from the bean machine.
a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.
hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?
an automated teller machine; or atm.
i’m out of cash. before we go out i’ve got to go tip over a bean machine.
bean machine is a cool machine that produces fight clubs for fun
you bean go make me another fight club
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