bean spray

a mist of sh-t particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. the spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones -n-s onto a surface of his or her choosing. “bean spray,” usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.
somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of ampm.

even though it was chili night, roman’s mom insisted i bean spray her face.

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