Beaneritis


a disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching spanish soap operas.

austin powers: doctor, why did my skin turn brown? i woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
doctor: well it seems that you have a condition known as beaneritis.
austin powers: no!!!

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