Beanified
the act if becoming more and more mexican every generation.
stages if being beanified:
1st stage: rolled down converse
2nd stage: high socks
3rd stage: low d-ckies shorts
4th stage: cholo shirt
5th stage: tattoo of saint mary shooting a gun
totally laid back – similar to cool beans
i’m feeling beanified
having recently stuffed a suppository into one’s bunghole.
yeah? well i beanified your mom last night.
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