beanophile


(alternatively: favophile)

1. one who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. one who enjoys productions starring the actor sean bean.
it’s the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of “beans, beans the musical fruit”

a: what’s wrong with him?
b: him? oh, he’s just a beanophile. has to watch his beloved actor’s routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they’re in
a: ah, true

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