beanstalk
an extremely tall mexican person.
a.) “dude, did you see that new kid from mexico? felipe?”
“yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure.”
b.) “you wanna watch the highlights of the mexican basketball team?”
“sure. are they all beanstalks or what?”
c.) “so i was watching the longest yard today … that one dude was a total beanstalk.”
a tall manly woman.
d-mn, anna bectold is a f-cking beanstalk !!
founded by the infamous ryan bean of c town, michigan. a “beanstalk” is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. to a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for ryan or anyone from c town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. usually a normal gl-ss (not a shot gl-ss) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. if the liquer in the gl-ss is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a sh-t load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. in order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. a normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.
warning: beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.
f-ck!
a h-rny bean; the epitome of cl-toral arousal and erected-ness
lick my bean stalk!!!
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