Beanworth
how appreciated or alike you are with dirty, old-world farmers or your level of dirty, “old-worldiness”.
guy 1: what did you do last weekend?
guy 2: not much. i just harvested my grapes, gave a llama a bath; the usual.
guy 1: jeez dude. your beanworth is way too high.
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