bear cavalry
european brown bears harnessed and often bred for cavalry purposes. the cossack riders of such bears are generally armed with long sabers and fully automatic -ssault rifles.
bear cavalry: you’re pretty much f-cked.
bear cavalry… ya you’re pretty much f-cked. that is the key phrase in a infamous demotivational poster and its all true.
dave: hey whats that in the distance?
tessa: holy f-cking f-ck it’s f-cking bear cavalry we’re f-cking f-cked
dave: mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh arg ahhhhh (sound of dave being totally f-cked by the bear cavalry)
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