Bell Beefer


1. taco meat on a hamburger bun. a fast food delight circa the 1980’s.
2. also, nasty barf.
1. blaine spilled the bell beefer all over his izod shirt and members only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. john blew a bell beefer all over mindy, his date.
a mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length
a bell beefer is a p-n-s that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.
a bell-beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
“when bob farted, it shook the bench…what a bell-beefer!”
a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart
bell beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

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