Bear Fighter
a man that has an epic beard can then fight bears. some men cannot grow beards therefore they lack the ability to ever fight a bear. the beard imbues the power to fight bears not only that but it regulates body temperature so the bear fighter can fight in the worst of weather. a bear fighter is not a person to mess with. he is feared and respected by all. it’s not a coincidence that beard and bear have the same first four letters, the extra letter in beard is what makes it such a powerful device against the bears.
ryan is the greatest bear fighter of them all just look at his epic beard. the bears stand no chance against it!!
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