Bear Grylls Emergency Kit


your belly b-tton. contains everything you’d need to survive in the wild for 3 days. can be used to catch dew or rain. contains food crumbs since your last bath. contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. if you have an “innie” bellyb-tton,you’re f-cked.
i only bathe once a week so my bear grylls emergency kit is always well stocked.

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