Bear Grylls’ Margarita
equal parts mountain dew & gold tequila. blend with ice until it looks like urine.
pete: “hey becca, lets make some bear grylls margaritas”.
becca: “f-ck yeah”.
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a drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. however, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one’s own urine.
logan: “yo raul, why are you drinking so much water?”
raul: “gonna make us like 12 bear grylls’ margaritas, you feel me?”
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