Bear Helmet
1.any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.anything ugly on your head.
friend1: hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
bud: good lord, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
friend1: my hair?
bud: yes, you r-t-rd, you have the worst mullet ever!
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