bear holding a shark


a bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of m-ss destruction
jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
the most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. if the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. either way, it will maul you.
the way to get kids of your lawn is to get a bear holding a shark!

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