Bear Honey
bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. to obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. to apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. when preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. repeat if neccesary. it is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you’re shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
chuck norris shaves with bear honey.
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