bear in mind
due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks – stemmed by one mr. stephen colbert – it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (note: terra firma is considered bear territory).
this phrase can intrinsically refer to melissophobia as well.
suzy: “you wanna go on a hike up blood mountain?”
trevor: “i’d love too! we should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though.”
suzy: “bear in mind what dan-”
-out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls suzy to death. trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. the end.-
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