bear puss


noun: a bear puss is a giant bear sized v-g-n- that hungers for those in the upper cl-ss of the male patriarchy. the bear puss does not desire s-x, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. to most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
dude 1: yo dawg! i came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! she was totally into it! when i finished i nutted all over this child standing close by and then comp-ssionately kissed her. i reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! it was a magical moment.

trump-esque dude: bro dawg bro! f-ck all that loving bull sh-t! you should’ve just punched her in her v-g-n- and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! women don’t matter! grab her by dat pusssssayyyyyy!

dude 1: woah dawg. not cool.

dude 2: yeah man. keep talking like that and you will have a bear puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! n-body wants that m–f-. respect women you c-nt!

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