bear sand
typically a composite mixture of dorito cheese power, gardetto dust, and goldfish powder. it is also very common to include little bits of chicken strip seasoning and dried up hamburger helper in the substance. properly named “bear sand” to reflect it’s soft, loamy sand texture once built up to enough volume.
i think the previous tenant here was an animal…i found bear sand all over the place
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